Global™ Censorship Bullcrap

Seriously, how far will this censorship go?

I was watching Family Guy™ on Global™ the other day, and I noticed that a lot of good jokes were cropped out. Take the joke about David Schwimmer for example, it didn't even show up. It was cut out. Another good joke that was cut out was when Peter stutters to the Don of the Mafia "What'dya want me to do?! Whack a guy?! Off a guy?! Whack off a guy?! Cause I'm married!". Instead they cut out the part about whacking off a guy. So then the joke becomes "What'dya want me to do?! Whack a guy?! Off a guy?!. The joke is ruined and NOT FUNNY AT ALL anymore.

Fuck you Global™
your ruining all the good shows.

EDIT (05/10/09): Yes I know, almost 2 years later... I found out that this act of retardism has nothing to do with censorship. In Canada... major networks are allotted more advertising time than American networks. They edit the shows to fit in this extra adspace they are allowed. Dicks.

- MixedDrink

Virtual Perfection?

Who doesn't need a few extra bucks? Well, I think I've figured out a way to win the "Max Games Most Original Game" Award. It's a $500 reward. And I know just how to do it. But I'm not gonna explain how this game would work in fear of people stealing my idea.

Wow.

I can't believe I didn't switch to Final Cut Pro sooner, it's amazing, easy to use, and professional. I friggin love this program! Here's my first video edited in Final Cut Pro 5.

People Who Laugh Inside Their Mouths.

Omfg, ever come by someone who laughs inside their mouth? Yeah, I do, ALOT. Especially this girl I know. She sounds like she's having an orgasm EVERY TIME SHE LAUGHS. I'm like, "*****, your not supposed to open your mouth when you eat. But that doesn't include laughing! Jesus!"
Seriously, if you laugh inside your mouth and you know it. Go punch yourself in the face. You deserve it.

Arts =]

Yesterday I took the idea of Lyce's "Fishy and me" drawing and put my own "Fishy" style twist on it.

References - The fishy cartoon I mentioned.

Peace out blog bitches. ;)
-MixedDrink

Brock University Trip

Looks like in May I'm going to Brock University on the Leadership Camp program.
Check out the details at http://www.youthuniversity.ca/index/page/name/school_field_trips

I swear though, if I am in the same Dorm room (2 rooms that share 1 bathroom and house 4 people) with Nick R. I will kill. I would rather bunk with a hermit that just fell in manure.

Almost happend on the Camp Kandalore trip last year. But luckily my disgust for him got me out of the same cabin. I guess the school was afraid I'd kill him. =]
Yeah, I probably would of actually.

But back to the subject of this Brock University trip, it actually looks pretty sweet.
Get to learn Science, Leadership and Robotics (Fuck yeah!).

The dorm rooms also sound pretty awesome. We have to share a bathroom with the room next door though. Which sucks pretty hardcore. But overall the trip (that my school has planned anyways) sounds pretty awesome. Apparently we like get to go around the river area doing whatever the hell we want (as long as it's legal).

Ooops, kinda went off topic there didn't I? Anyways, back to the subject of the dorm rooms. I pray to god we are staying in the DeCal residence, I NEED a desk to put my laptop on. Still, I couldn't really see any of the other dorms besides their beds. As long as it's clean and has a desk.
Ohh and wireless internet =D

Excited, Peace out.
- MixedDrink

Wasaga Beach Fire

Forgive me for going all Maddox on you guys, but seriously. I am SO FUCKING SICK of the 700 groups on facebook complaining about the Wasaga Beach fire. It was A FUCKING SET OF BUILDINGS for gawd sake. Shut the fuck up!

Here is my Prerogative,
many people are saying it was an insurance scam. Here is my reasoning for why I think they're wrong. To start off, I'll provide the non-Wasaga savvy readers the facts.
• Wasaga beach is located just a couple hours north of Toronto.
• The Strip that burnt down contains buildings of over 60 years old. Made of wood.
• Most of the wiring was also old.
• There were winds of over 70 KM/H that night. (Sorry you imperial system users, can't convert it for you.)

Areas near water have HIGH HUMIDITY LEVELS causing CONDENSATION. Water and OLD IMPROPERLY INSULATED WIRING in my experience, just don't work. And by "Just don't work" I meant often cause sparks. Coupled with the fact that old wood burns easily. A spark from the old wiring could of easily set an old column or something on fire, causing the fire. The 70 KM/h winds helped spread the fire from store to store.

That's just what I think, tell me what you think. Give me your opinion, comment.

News link - http://www.citynews.ca/news/news_17244.aspx